Nastiest Bird Bomb Pics

[Clean Your Ride]

Was cleaning my front o/s wheel when I heard what I thought was a brick going through my back window. Went around the back to discover this kebab like bird bomb. Looks like the bird totally emptied its guts on my freshly sprayed Zaino Z6ed DS3.



Can anyone beat this???

[BeefMasta]

Did you check for feathers? It looks like the bird just dive bombed your car and exploded on impact.

[lfcrule1972]

Whoa ! Do you have albatrosses near you ?

[Clean Your Ride]

Whoa ! Do you have albatrosses near you ?

Ostriches I think

[Jimbob]

Ostriches I think

Flying ostriches? Really Andy?

JB

[lfcrule1972]

The ostrich wasn't flying, looks like it literally backed up to the car and shit on it !

[Clean Your Ride]

Flying ostriches? Really Andy?

JB

Ah, I never said it was flying JB, as LFcrule said, I think it just RAN into my boot lol

[Jimbob]

I would have thought that the average height of an ostriches cloaca was still a bit low for this pile of shite

My serious guess is Herring Gull (Larus argentatus).

JB

[cyclone]

Had to look that up. Why would you know how many holes are in the bottom of an ostrich Jimbob? Hmmmm

[Jimbob]

Had to look that up. Why would you know how many holes are in the bottom of an ostrich Jimbob? Hmmmm

Hi Cyclone

I'm not an expert at much but birds is my chosen hobby! I travel the world finding them! Gets me out of the house and some exercise I suppose.

JB

ps Ostriches are neither endemic or common to Bury (unless one escaped a farm!).

[Clean Your Ride]

Hi Cyclone

I'm not an expert at much but birds is my chosen hobby! I travel the world finding them! Gets me out of the house and some exercise I suppose.

JB

ps Ostriches are neither endemic or common to Bury (unless one escaped a farm!).

Im sure I actually did see Bernie Clifton doing a runner down the close.

[mattds3sport]

not as big as some of them but all the more hilarious as ds3oo1 had 10 seconds before put his cleaning stuff in the boot after cleaning the car for brighton

[ds3oo1]

[ATTACH=CONFIG]6587[/ATTACH] not as big as some of them but all the more hilarious as ds3oo1 had 10 seconds before put his cleaning stuff in the boot after cleaning the car for brighton

thanks for that matt

[Ds3Dan]

[ATTACH=CONFIG]6587[/ATTACH] not as big as some of them but all the more hilarious as ds3oo1 had 10 seconds before put his cleaning stuff in the boot after cleaning the car for brighton

And that was only half of it, the other half was all over the nice carbon wrap on the roof

[ds3oo1]

Carbon crap