Bird in the grill!

[Savant]

Hey All,

Driving to work this morning and a small bird (bigger than a sparrow, smaller than a pidgeon) managed to fly in front of me, and as a result has gone right between the two chrome bits which make up the citroen logo and is now stuck there.

I've logged a call with the lease place (company car), but looks like it's going to be a bugger to get out... Can't see it from the inside (Fans and Rad in the way), and can't push it out the bottom as there are at least two layers of structure in the way.

Looks like a bumper off job.

Sigh. Just hope they can sort someone to get it out before it gets smelly

[ZACK]

Picture !

lol

[dave_beast]

Just watch the bird for a small white light at it's rear, that'll mean it's found reverse

[thevirtualrunner]

Well, you know what they say: A bird in the grille is worth two in the bush...

It's dead. Just yank the thing outta there and clean up the blood and guts after.

[Jimbob]

Detail!!!

Species, sex, age?

Jimbob the birder

[Rickzayne]

just let the radiator burn it off.

[ZACK]

BBQ The Fucker !

[telephoneman]

Jetwasher?

[x6411]

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[gar074]

Forceps!

[jaspabt]

you lot are evil f^&%$ lol!!!

[Savant]

Ahahaah

Couldn't just yank it out - was too deep in there and didn't have the tools on hand to take the bits of trim off I'd need to get to the little bugger.

I've taken it to a local garage 'round the corner and they are sorting it though with the expected comments "Hi I've got a bird suck in my car" - "Has she got big tits?" etc, etc.

Doesnt' look like there's damage though

Not as bad as this guy

Chicken

[gar074]

"Hi I've got a bird suck in my car"

I'd leave it there, to be honest.

[Kaibabes]

Picture !

lol

OMG ur gross!!!!!