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    how does my ds3 know when im in a lower gear than it wants me in?
    how does my ds3 know when i get in the car with my phone even if its hiding in my pocket?
    how does my ds3 know how fast im going to turn the radio up so i can hear it better?
    how does my ds3 know when im getting in the car and put the glow plugs on before i look at the warning lamp?
    how does my ds3 decide if im in a drls on or side lights on?
    how does my ds3 know when its raining hard enough to wipe the screen?
    how does my ds3 know in in a tunnel then turn the lights on for me?

    clever these french types

    i need to get out more
    ds3 1.6 hdi dsport plus in polar white and black roof

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    How does my Ds3 know when it's time for a wash?

    Dirty buggers these French types!!
    Boomerangs are just frisbees for lonely people!!!! :snowy0:

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    • #3
      its called Magic

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      • #4
        Go die.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Rickzayne View Post
          Go die.
          Sorry what??
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            Originally posted by WTF View Post
            Sorry what??
            rhymes with

            no fly.
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              ​Somewhere in a galaxy far,far away there will be found a mystic mage who will uniquely have a working knowledge of the strange human mind that sits atop the shoulders of RICKZAYNE
              Boomerangs are just frisbees for lonely people!!!! :snowy0:

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              • #8
                everyone is so weird...
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                • #9
                  *double post due to lack of tea*
                  ...I should never have doubted the Lord of Bacon!!
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by tonyt4265 View Post
                    how does my ds3 know when im in a lower gear than it wants me in?
                    how does my ds3 know when i get in the car with my phone even if its hiding in my pocket?
                    how does my ds3 know how fast im going to turn the radio up so i can hear it better?
                    how does my ds3 know when im getting in the car and put the glow plugs on before i look at the warning lamp?
                    how does my ds3 decide if im in a drls on or side lights on?
                    how does my ds3 know when its raining hard enough to wipe the screen?
                    how does my ds3 know in in a tunnel then turn the lights on for me?

                    clever these french types

                    i need to get out more
                    Because of the lack of speed

                    Because your phone is a 'grass' and tells on you!

                    Because it's trying to drown out your bad singing!

                    Because it freezing and your DS3 wants to get the heat on!

                    Because it doesn't want to look like a Halfords Christmas tree at night

                    Because it feels you grip the wheel harder as you try to peer out the soaked window

                    Because it's scared of the dark


                    Yes very


                    Agreed
                    Last edited by Bigfeet; 24-02-2012, 08:58.
                    ...I should never have doubted the Lord of Bacon!!
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                    • #11
                      I find the stereo is good for drowning out the screams of the passengers

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