An open letter

[theoc]

To the passengers in my car.

Yes the dashboard is a very nice shiny black.
Now stop touching it.

Thanks

[lfcrule1972]

Haha give em one warn warning and if they continue then they're walking

[THP]

"Ooooh isn't the dash nice" *stroke*

"It's nicer without your greasy fingerprints all over it."

[CliveP]

Oh, I've a simple solution - "mark that and you're walking" (has been known!) - OCD detailing and dirty passengers (hands, feet, any other part!), don't mix! Generally though I don't have passengers, I've got a 4x4 for carting people about if needed, my main car (presently the cheap as chips DS3!) is sacred!

Regards,
Clive.