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  • #16
    Originally posted by Bigfeet View Post
    To read Instructions is to admit defeat which means you are a weak man in the eyes of the Gods....
    2010 - Essex
    Citroen salesman - "And this is your cars manual".
    Me - "Seriously? I have a beard and can deadlift twice my bodyweight, if you think I'll ever be consulting a manual you are very much mistaken".

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    • #17
      I would say that not reading the manual intentionally limits ones knowledge out of arrogance. Retarding ones ability to strive to be the best one can be. This is an affront to the eyes of God.
      Originally posted by cyclone
      It is in the handbook. Satisfied.
      Originally posted by Broda
      I would rather teabag a bear trap

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      • #18
        Originally posted by cyclone View Post
        I would say that not reading the manual intentionally limits ones knowledge out of arrogance. Retarding ones ability to strive to be the best one can be. This is an affront to the eyes of God.
        To re-quote a famous saying;

        "To manual or not to manual, that is the question"

        :P
        ...I should never have doubted the Lord of Bacon!!
        Bigfeet's File Repository
        The DS3Club Bacon Appreciation Society

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        • #19
          Ha ha cyclone ! What is this 'God' that you speak of ?
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          • #20
            Originally posted by cyclone View Post
            I would say that not reading the manual intentionally limits ones knowledge out of arrogance.
            Economy of Effort
            "Economy of effort is the judicious exploitation of manpower, materiel and time in relation to the achievement of objectives". (Use Google)

            Originally posted by cyclone View Post
            Retarding ones ability to strive to be the best one can be.
            Deciphering a poorly written manual?

            Originally posted by cyclone View Post
            This is an affront to the eyes of God.
            I have a tactical beard, God has to book an appointment just the same as anybody else

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            • #21
              *For anybody without a sense of humour, im messing about*

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              • #22
                Consulting the manual is like asking for directions. To manage without feels like an achievement. (Even if it takes 10 time longer :mad
                Shark grey / white Vti 120 DStyle ordered 2 March 2013, built 23 March 2013, collected 20 April 2013

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Superfly Guy View Post
                  Economy of Effort...I have a tactical beard...
                  Lol! Best thing I've read all day!
                  ...I should never have doubted the Lord of Bacon!!
                  Bigfeet's File Repository
                  The DS3Club Bacon Appreciation Society

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Superfly Guy View Post
                    *For anybody without a sense of humour, im messing about*
                    "With this regard their currents turn awry
                    And lose the name of action"
                    Originally posted by cyclone
                    It is in the handbook. Satisfied.
                    Originally posted by Broda
                    I would rather teabag a bear trap

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                    • #25
                      Beards, Bitches and Franklins.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by cyclone View Post
                        "With this regard their currents turn awry
                        And lose the name of action"
                        I had to add it, il get told off again otherwise.

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                        • #27
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                          cyclone> Fish is the man

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by dangerousfish View Post
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                            Lol!!
                            ...I should never have doubted the Lord of Bacon!!
                            Bigfeet's File Repository
                            The DS3Club Bacon Appreciation Society

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                            • #29
                              Reading the manual limits the joy of discovery. A seat height adjustment lever here, a dark panel button there..... and the joy of cancelling an unwanted traffic announcement by flicking the mute button for a nanosecond!
                              Last edited by Old Bloke; 19-06-2015, 14:04.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Dangerousfish View Post
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                                That's mega, is that from a film or a game?

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