My Satnav

[Jimbob]

> I have a little Satnav
> It sits there in my car
> A Satnav is a driver's friend
> It tells you where you are
>
> I have a little Satnav
> I've had it all my life
> It’s better than the normal ones
> My Satnav is my wife
>
> It gives me full instructions
> Especially how to drive
> "It's thirty miles an hour", it says
> "You're doing thirty five"
>
> It tells me when to stop and start
> And when to use the brake
> And tells me that it's never ever
> Safe to overtake
>
> It tells me when a light is red
> And when it goes to green
> It seems to know instinctively
> Just when to intervene
>
> It lists the vehicles just in front
> And all those to the rear
> And taking this into account
> It specifies my gear.
>
> I'm sure no other driver
> Has so helpful a device
> For when we leave and lock the car
> It still gives its advice
>
> It fills me up with counselling
> Each journey's pretty fraught
> So why don't I exchange it
> And get a quieter sort?
>
> Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
> Makes sure I'm properly fed,
> It washes all my shirts and things
> And - keeps me warm in bed!
>
> Despite all these advantages
> And my tendency to scoff,
> I do wish that once in a while
> I could turn the damned thing off.

Jimbob

[Bigfeet]

LOL!! That's brilliant!

[Petewete]

That describes my ma so well!!

apart from the keeping me warm in bed part lol!!

[Jimbob]

apart from the keeping me warm in bed part lol!!

Thanks for clarifying that Pete!!!

Jimbob