Spam

[WTF]

Apologies for recent spam, done what I can from the ferry leaving Calais!!

Will sort out when back x

[Rickzayne]

haha good stuff xD

[WTF]

User mainstream has gone, apolgies for spam.

Thank you to those that text me

[Chris_Blue]

Nice one WTF- That SPAM was driving me NUTS
NUTS whole HAZEL nuts. Cadburys take em, then they coverem in chocolate!
Who else remembers the 1970s ads on the TV
CBLUE

[Heaton]

too young sorry Born late 70's

[Bigfeet]

Nice one WTF- That SPAM was driving me NUTS
NUTS whole HAZEL nuts. Cadburys take em, then they coverem in chocolate!
Who else remembers the 1970s ads on the TV
CBLUE

The only choc ads I remember from my childhood was the finger of fudge ads and of the Milk Tray man!

[ivorex]

I can remember when Kit Kat cost five pence for five fingers and a bar of Cadburys was a tanner.................... happy days.

[Yellow]

Anybody remember SWISKIT ads. You can't risk it without a Swiskit. it would have been around the seventies, sort of muesli bar covered in chocolate

[Yellow]

[Chris_Blue]

Swisskit-------just about....but not that well
Finger of fudge- just remember the rude version in the playground
Milky Bar kid- hated white chocolate me- still do
Ah- and I forgot the HHMM after "nuts whole hazel nuts- HMM" etc
Ha!
CBLUE

[Yellow]

Found a pic but not the ad

[Chris_Blue]

Was there an ad about SPAM?
Horrible stuff in the tins, like sponge- marvellous from the Deli- Luncheon meat werent it?
In my sarnies at school. luved it
CBLUE

[AJ07]

Was there an ad about SPAM?
Horrible stuff in the tins, like sponge- marvellous from the Deli- Luncheon meat werent it?
In my sarnies at school. luved it
CBLUE

Monty Python did a song about SPAM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o

[AJ07]

Monthy Python Spam Sketch

Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!

[Chris_Blue]

Monty Python did a song about SPAM

DID THEY AJ? No doubt someone will put an excerpt up of the script!
CBLUE