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  • No, no, no, no - Tim Burton.. remakes... Dumbo. AND it's Live Action

    This is my favourite article so far:

    Because nobody has quite worked out that giving Tim Burton huge budgets generally results in painfully bad films, he's been handed the reins to remake classic elephant cartoon Dumbo.

    It's got a pretty solid cast – featuring Colin Farrell, Eva Green, Danny DeVito and Michael Keaton, among others – and the other Disney live-action remakes have been pretty solid, but obviously everyone's still pretty skeptical about this one.

    At this weekend's D23 conference, audiences were given their very first glimpse of what it looks like when you turn a flying elephant with enormous ears into live-action. It is... I don't really know what to say, really. What is that?



    It's a life-size sculpture sculpted model of what the character will ostensibly look like in the Burton film, not a finished product, but still. It looks like the stuff of nightmares. Though I guess a flying elephant kind of is the stuff of nightmares, once you really get down to the nitty-gritty.

    I'm also willing to admit that this photo – a shadowed Dumbo standing in front of a wall of impenetrable darkness – is perhaps not conducive to cuteness.
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    Oh god...
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      Can you image what he would do with the "pink elephant" bit!!
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        Whyyy? 😣 #notbroken

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          Those eyes are far too human for an elephant. Probably the main contributor to the nightmare feel.

          The original gave me nightmares as a kid, hated the circus at the beginning. Tim Burton is quite the wrong choice for this, as is the concept in general.
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            Have you seen his secret formula?



            Though I'm not sure who will be the new Helena Bonham Carter
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              I guess that's Eva Green's role - playing Helena Bonham Carter playing someone else.

              Which is ok cause Eva Green is fecking hot.
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