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  • Conversation with a double glazing salesman!

    Him (on phone) - I believe you are looking for prices for windows.
    Me - yes that's correct.
    Him - I can get someone to call on you, which is the best evening for him to measure up?
    Me - it's a new build, I haven't started building yet but I can send you the plans.
    Him - is next Tuesday any good?
    Me - there's no point in him coming.
    Him - he can look at the plans.
    Me - I can email them.
    Him - he can see what style will suit you house or whether you want to match the ones you have now.
    Me - Like I said it isn't built yet.
    Him - Is Wednesday better?
    Me - Yes it will be built by then!!!!
    Him - how about 7pm.
    Me - probably won't finish building until half past.
    Him - Half seven then, what's the address.
    Me - dial tone.

    God help us one and all

    JB

    EDIT - can't edit title typo - help me Liam!!!!

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    And your problem was.....


    ...I should never have doubted the Lord of Bacon!!
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    • #3
      Dad you're so grumpy these days Seemed like a very helpful salesman to me, I bet Biggie would like training from him
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Jimbob View Post

        EDIT - can't edit title typo - help me Liam!!!!
        Might leave it as it is
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        • #5
          Originally posted by WTF View Post
          Might leave it as it is
          You're still angry with me aren't you?

          JB

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          • #6
            This reminds me of a call I had recently asking if I'd been in an accident...

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            • #7
              I thought he was 'getting down with the yooofff'
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