Siblings - ever nasty to yours?

[lfcrule1972]

Love this thread, v cool, I will be posting later, I was awful to my bruv (2 years younger)

[DS3_JO]

OMG some of you are EVIL loool. Did she dress up for the wedding Joni?

I told my sister we were playing hairdressers, had these AMAZING scissors
They never cut paper soooo... I was like ahh they won't cut my sisters hair. Oh, well. They cut through hair just great! Massive bits of hair fell out. Oopsy.

[WTF]

No, I had to tell her not to x

haha!! Loved those scissors!

Did she look amazeballs with her new hair style?

[DS3_JO]

No, I had to tell her not to x

haha!! Loved those scissors!

Did she look amazeballs with her new hair style?

looool glad you told her! they were awesome. She looked totes amazeballs! hahaha

[lfcrule1972]

Ok, well I may as well start putting some of mine down then.....

After a school trip to France I came back with boxes of french bangers, I decided one summer holiday afternoon that placing one of the larger ones in a v wet cow pat would be quite fun and wanted to see how far the explosion would fling the cow pat. I convinced by brother (11 at the time) to place this in the cow pat and then light the fuse, I even told him that he wouldn't need to run as the banger would be insulated by the cowpat

As you probably guessed my brother believed me and literally stood a metre away from the explosion, his front was covered in smelly cow crap and once again he learnt that older brothers can't be trusted

[lfcrule1972]

Or there was the time that I told my brother we would make our own cigarettes from rolled up toilet paper, I was 10 at the time and my bruv was 8, even at that age I was thinking these 'cigarettes' looked dangerous, so I convinced my guinea pig, sorry brother to light one first and take a deep drag

The result was that the toilet paper cigarette flamed into life, my brother choked on smoke and possibly some flames and felt v poorly for the rest of the day....

[BOBO-DS3]

Once while having a carry on with my brother throwing things at each other i threw a hair brush at his head and split it open or there was the time for a wholi hid in the bathroom wearing a mask waited till one of my sisters was sitting having a pee and jumped out on here lers just say lucky she was on the loo hehe

[WTF]

You guys are mean!!

[lfcrule1972]

Pot/Kettle ?

[WTF]

Think I MAY have convinced her to lick white dog poo..........

[Den]

Im always super nice to my twin!

[lfcrule1972]

Oh that reminds me, when we were young my parents took us to Norfolk for a summer holiday, we stayed in the grounds of a posh country house and whilst there I convinced my brother that fresh (wet) rabbit pooh were actually raisins. He wasn't too impressed when he tried one however..... >.<

[kurtdaley]

Remember those pull cord lights in the kitchen? Well I took the bulb out of the light on the side of the kitchen wall
And told my sister to put her fingers on the 2 prongs, the idiot did as she was told lol
Then I pulled the cord, BANG! not realising how much electricity was running through there!!!!
She flew across the room, my mum came running in screaming, I got grounded for 3 months and my sister has never forgotten about the day I tried to kill her lol
I was 8 and she was 10!!!

[lfcrule1972]

Sisters are apparently evil so I think it was justified

[Chris_PolarWhite]

I have a little brother who seems to think that calling me gay all the time (he's 10 years younger than me, 12. Must be the highlight of his life using the word 'gay') so the other day i'm sat playing GTA and he goes "Let me have a go you gay boy" which triggered a reflex action and i uppercut him, not at all close to how hard i could have done but still bust his lip.

This may seem harsh BUT....he hasnt called me gay since.