I'm not mad but . . .

[WTF]

I'm sure we all have things that make perfect sense to yourself, but in reality they are a bit bonkers.




Some OCD fom me.

I will crash my car, it will expolde into a ball of flames and all will perish if:

• If someone has been in the back of the car - the seat has to put back before I lock it, even if they are getting into the back again.
• The same applies for my sun visors - both have to be back before I lock it.
• The air vents have to be straight at all times.

I lock my car, walk away, unlock, look back and have to watch the lights flash as I lock again.

If I am on a flight then lap tray holder has to be straight - again so the plane doesn't pop mid air.

My Mum had to look the dog in the eyes before locking the house- thank heavens she did, the dog never combusted.

I was in Ikea and after lunch I put my tray on the shelfy things - I had to go back 3 times to ensure that the cutlery wasn't touching, then to go back again as I thought the fork was touching the knife, then back again because they weren't parallel and equal distance apart.

I can't sleep with anything except my face out of the duvet or it will get eaten by a monster.

I have to put my socks on before jeans, and always left sock first.

That will do for now. . . . .

Anyone else do anything a bit mad?

[chiefnerd]

Nope- I do it with everything-not OCD just anally retentive

[Bigfeet]

I can't sleep with anything except my face out of the duvet or it will get eaten by a monster.

You need this!




With you on the Air Vent thing, the world will come to apocalyptic end if someone dared to move mine out of align.....

[WTF]

Hmmm, maybe, but I am scared of the dark, so that wouldn't work.

[cyclone]

Hmmm, maybe, but I am scared of the dark, so that wouldn't work.

Battery Led night light, that way the monsters can't unplug it!

[Dangerousfish]

I have to put my socks on before jeans, and always left sock first.

This for me also O.O.

Bog roll has to have the loose end over the top, not underneath like some savages is a big pet peeve for me!

[WTF]

Bog roll has to have the loose end over the top, not underneath like some savages is a big pet peeve for me!

Snap!
I have to also ensure that toielt paper/kitchen roll is torn perfectly across the perforation. Big issues at work at the moment as its not done enough and leaves a rough edge, a karate chop appears to be the best way of attempting a straight edge :sobs:

[djclark25]

I lock my car, walk away, unlock, look back and have to watch the lights flash as I lock again.

Yep same here. Same with the house front door. I used to have to say in my head "Im locking the door, Im locking the door" while doing it otherwise I would go a mile from the house and suddenly think "Did I lock the door?!?!?!" and have to go back to check!!!

Crisp packets and sweet wrapers are something I cant tolerate. If they are sitting there all curled up and not flat. People who completely rip crisp packets open are my nemesis........

[Arlow]

An interesting show next week http://www.channel4.com/programmes/j...little-bit-ocd

[Dangerousfish]

[I]People who completely rip crisp packets open are my nemesis........

But.. but.. what if you're buying crisps for the table in the pub?

[Jimbob]

I confess to suffering from Misophonia!

Jimbob (feels better now)

[charliechap]

I always eat the little chips first & make a neat pile of the big chips to eat last! And everything has to be in its proper place straight & neat!!! CHARLIE

[Chris_Blue]

CHARLIE.....Neat lines I expect?
CBLUE

[oldskool]

CHARLIE.....Neat lines I expect?
CBLUE

can tell youre a local !

[pmk]

Locking house front door - Go out of house front door and lock it, get into car to head to work, start car, then I think did I lock the house front door or not, the more I think about it the more unsure I get whether I did. Get back out of car and test/try to open house front door, then get back into car and head to work.