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The fun I'm going to have at the next meet moving sun visors, fiddling air vents and adjusting radios!!...I should never have doubted the Lord of Bacon!!
The DS3Club Bacon Appreciation Society
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Oh my! i think iv just had a heart attack. but i had enough time to check the car was locked tho!“In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.” - Scott Adams
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Ok, so watching this program, here are some more of the special things I do.
- Keeping my butter flat, no digs, and I have to flatten it out if there are any.
- Re writing lists over and over until I am happy with it. Sometimes this will be even after the first word, or even the last, just start over.
- Keeping pillows in line.
- Not sitting the sofa if the blanket covering isn't completley flat, this can mean stripping the sofa down and making sure it is perfect before sitting down again - this also means if I have friends over and they wonky it up I have to leave the room so I can't see it. Usually I will go to bed.
- When I was younger, after washing my hands before dinner I had to keep my finger tips touching before holding my knife and fork so the germs couldn't get onto my fingers, down my cutlery and then onto my food.
Not too bad. I don't wash my hands for 2hrs.
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Ha, the orange juice one would rip my knitting!
So here's mine...
My bare feet must never EVER touch each other or anyone elses bare feet. Socks must be worn at ALL times outwith shower/ pool etc.
Anyone that I deem to be less intelligent than me must be disagreed with even when they are saying something that I would normally agree with.
In the middle of the night, if I wake up and think that there is any chance at all that I may have drooled, the pillowmust be flipped. Even if I can feel no wetness.
Any time I see Noel Edmunds on tv, I must clench my fists in anger.
When having beans with dinner. Care must be taken to ensure the beans are eaten in equal quantities with each mouth full of everything else on the plate. i.e every thing on the plate must have beans on the fork with it.
When eating skittles, 'blind' picking from the bag must be employed until there is only one skittle left.. This determines what colour wins.
Tomato sauce is only acceptable on French toast.
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Ahhh now i feel normalhttp://www.ds3club.co.uk/attachment....4&d=1420569803
:rolleyes: Too Good For Heaven & Too Bad For Hell :mad:
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Originally posted by OnkanOnkan View Post...When eating skittles, 'blind' picking from the bag must be employed until there is only one skittle left.. This determines what colour wins....
By the way Tomato Sauce is never acceptable at any time, gravy of the heathens.......I should never have doubted the Lord of Bacon!!
The DS3Club Bacon Appreciation Society
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The moment when you walk into a tidy bedroom and your other half has left a rogue sock lurking in the middle of the floor....or misses the washing basket and leaves it?
When tv controls are left on the sofa when someones finished watching it...they should go on the table side by side! .
Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 2Citroen DS3 90bhp e-hdi Colour changing edition! (Botticelli blue / black...blue looks white at night!)
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Ah! But do you place the remotes in order of size?...I should never have doubted the Lord of Bacon!!
The DS3Club Bacon Appreciation Society
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