Confess to me my son (daughter)

[Jimbob]

Forgive me father for I have sinned... Since taking delivery of my DS3 almost 2 months ago,
I am ashamed to say that I am not yet bored with it(as I have been with previous cars by this time).
Do you think I will ever want another car again.

Regards Tbart.

Oh Tbart! - the day will come when your dissatisfaction itself will be severe enough to be sinful. People here have coveted all sorts such as 3-D lights (one went as far as writing his car off to get them!), bigger engines, bigger wheels, permanent DRL's etc. etc.

The secret of happiness is to stay as satisfied as you are now and not covet your neighbours ass! (or anyone else's ass for that matter!).

Go forth and polish it with gratitude (your car and not your ass!).

Father James

[lfcrule1972]

People here have coveted all sorts such as 3-D lights (one went as far as writing his car off to get them!),

Go forth and polish it with gratitude (your car and not your ass!).

Father James

Wow who did that ?

Father James, is it ok to covet Mila's ass ?

[Jimbob]

Wow who did that ?

Father James, is it ok to covet Mila's ass ?

No my son it is not!!!
You need to take yourself in hand about this obsession and get a grip!
One can appreciate the beautiful peachy roundness as long as one gives credit to the creator but there is a whole world of difference between appreciating beauty and encouraging a "semi" into place!!!

Send me a charitable deposit for every deposit you make.

Father James

[lfcrule1972]

I'm just off to knock out a deposit now Father James.....

[Jimbob]

I'm just off to knock out a deposit now Father James.....

Beware the sin of Onanism (Genesis 38v9) my son - you cannot drive a DS3 (3-D rear lights) when blind!

Father James
(Babysitting by special arrangement)

[lfcrule1972]

Who said that ??? X.X

[ZACK]

My Poor DS has been through a much more horiffic ordeal than most,

Forgive me father for I neglect...

[Jimbob]

My Poor DS has been through a much more horiffic ordeal than most,

Forgive me father for I neglect...

God loves one who tries Zack and there's no bigger trier than you!
You have tried new wheels, engines, bodywork, colours, etc.
My only prayer is that one day you will learn to "love the one you're with."

Father James
(Cheap communion wine by special order)

[BOBO-DS3]

Forgive me father for i have sinned . Whilst out driving my wonderful ds3 i accidently let it go over the speed limit just a touch while showing some rather young person they made the wrong choice of car (a fiesta new shape) . Am i damned to hell

[Jimbob]

Forgive me father for i have sinned . Whilst out driving my wonderful ds3 i accidently let it go over the speed limit just a touch while showing some rather young person they made the wrong choice of car (a fiesta new shape) . Am i damned to hell

I too have been tempted my son (97mph + endorsement) but without temptation there is no glory!
It is in the resisting of temptation that we develop strength, (either that or keep your bloody eyes open for coppers).
The Fiesta new shape is not a wrong choice just a different one, just like we have differently-abled people nowadays. Try not to be vainglorious, there is always a superior being just around the next corner!

Father James

[Jimbob]

Chris has just asked me on Shoutbox how I became a priest.
Funny he should ask, I was just thinking about it as I often do.....

I was a 12 year old choirboy and one day I saw a group of young girls get on their knees in front of the priest with their mouths wide open.
(I think it was a communion rehearsal)
All of a sudden I had a wonderful warm feeling come over me.....
From that day on I knew I wanted to become a priest and I have never regretted it since.

Father James

Special offer on indulgencies - two for the price of one (limited availability).

[lfcrule1972]

lmao

[Tbart]

Jimbob, surely if you are the proud owner of a DS3 there is not anyone more superior around the corner(or anywhere else
for that matter). I was lead to believe that once you had succumbed to the charms of the DS3 you had reached the
Pinnacle of car ownership!!!.

Regards Tbart

[BOBO-DS3]

Jimbob, surely if you are the proud owner of a DS3 there is not anyone more superior around the corner(or anywhere else
for that matter). I was lead to believe that once you had succumbed to the charms of the DS3 you had reached the
Pinnacle of car ownership!!!.

Regards Tbart

Which is what i was teaching the fiesta

[Jimbob]

When I was referring to a superior being around the corner I was of course referring to myself in terms of intellect and not merely car ownership!

Father James