You have been sentenced to solitary confinement for 10 years

[Dangerousfish]

Saw this on Reddit and thought it would eb fun here.

You have been sentenced to 10 years solitary confinement in a small concrete 10x10 feet room. You have nothing but a small mattress, a shower with cold water, and a standard toilet and sink just like most jail cells have. You are also provided with toiletries such as soap/toothpaste. However, you have been given 30 credits to use on a list of items before you begin your sentence.

One fast food meal of your choice per week - 1 credit

Have someone clean your cell once a week - 2 credits

Access to a telephone to call someone once a week - 2 credits

Rubber ball - 3 credits

Comfortable bed with a frame - 5 credits

Ipod with 500 songs of your choice - 5 credits

Small window - 6 credits

Increase the room size to 15x15 ft. - 7 credits

Small portable workout equipment - 7 credits

Hot water for the shower - 8 credits

Gaming console with 3 games of your choice (no online access) - 8 credits

Cat - 9 credits

Small TV with 3 channels of your choice - 10 credits

Unlimited access to books - 12 credits

Cut your solitary confinement sentence in half - 15 credits

£10 million when you finish your sentence - 20 credits

Choose wisely.

[Bigfeet]

Books - 12
Half Sentence - 15
Fast Food - 1
Telephone call - 2

Total = 30

[Jimbob]

I take

Cut sentence in half
TV
Comfy bed

JB (obviously a lazy bugger!)

[Dangerousfish]

TV and £10million for me.

Getting paid to watch TV sounds easy enough..

[Jimbob]

Was tempted to say 30 fast food meals a week!

JB

[Bigfeet]

Was tempted to say 30 fast food meals a week!

JB

You would need a bigger Cell before you were done!

[ZACK]

100% TV and the money for me.

Easy.

[Superfly Guy]

Simple, the cat, you would be physiologically beaten after 10 (or 5) years in solitary with the others. The cat is the only thing that reacts to you for companionship, humans are not coded to be alone. Believe me or do your research.

Oh and a FF meal voucher, anything once a week gives your time some structure.

[Dangerousfish]

Simple, the cat, you would be physiologically beaten after 10 (or 5) years in solitary with the others. The cat is the only thing that reacts to you for companionship, humans are not coded to be alone. Believe me or do your research.

Oh and a FF meal voucher, anything once a week gives your time some structure.

Until the cat develops a psychological disorder for spending too much time around you, your cell stinks of cat shit and the cat eventually eats your face in your sleep..

[Jimbob]

Unless you could develop a "physical relationship" with the cat Liam.

JB

[Superfly Guy]

Until the cat develops a psychological disorder for spending too much time around you,

Domesticated animal, wouldn't happen

Your cell stinks of cat shit.

I have a toilet as per the brief

cat eventually eats your face in your sleep..

Assuming that the fast food is not the only food you receive, the cat would survive perfectly well without the need to eat a human face, or any other bodypart for that matter.


Have a Google for those who have survived extended periods of solitary detantion, or attend a few SERE presentations