Bird Droppings

[Bokeh]

Does anyone know which cleaner can remove bird sh!t? I've tried Guardex bird dropping remover( useless) didn't even touch it.

[billy smith]

To remove the bird muck we would recommend you always carry either some bird muck wipes with you in your car or a bottle of detail spray and microfibre cloths. If the bird droppings appear when you are closer to home you can also use milk to immediately pour onto the mess to help neutralise some of the acids which the bird muck can contain and which do the majority of the damage.

If the bird muck has already dried onto you paintwork as it can contain pips, seeds and other harder materials you do not want to be trying to wipe it off without first ensuring it is full softened. To to this you can simply spray a good amount of your detailing spray or quick wax onto a folded soft microfibre cloth, the plusher the fibres, the better.

Next place the wetted side of the cloth onto the dried bird muck and gently pour some water onto the cloth, just enough thoroughly soak into the cloth but not so much that it streams down your paintwork. Leave this on the dired bird muck for 10-15 minutes so that it soaks deep into the mess. After this time pinch the cloth around the droppings with your fingers and pull up and away from your paintwork to lift the muck away from your car, rather than wiping the muck across the paint.

Finally spray the area where the bird muck had been, with your detailing spray and using a clean microfibre gently wipe the affected area until thoroughly clean.

Hopefully you will have caught the mess in time to avoid any serious damage or etching. In the unfortunate situation that you do see some resultant birds much stains and etching then fortunately there are products available that can help reduce and remove the marks in your cars paint.


Firstly you need to understand a little of what has happened to your paintwork and what action these products will make to correct the unsightly marks. The etching process from bird muck is essentially the chemicals from the birds digestive system and those from whatever it has eaten combining to form some very fast acting and corrosive acids. When these land on your car they immediately begin to “eat” into the paint making the surface uneven and causing the marks you can see and associate the bird much etching.

To “remove” the etch marks you essentially need to bring down the level of the paint immediately around the etching to the same level and the newly etched paint. Now in most cases we are only talking in microns or thousandths of millimeters and not enough to eat or abrade all the way through the clear coat.

Two of the products we have used most to help remove or reduce bird muck marks is either Meguiars Ultimate Compound or Meguiars ScratchX. The secret is to use a product that is known as a diminishing abrasive – that is the more your work it in, the finer its abrasiveness becomes, so it does not marr or leave behind scratch marks which you would then have to try and remove separately. We tend to use the Ultimate Compound on light etch marks and the ScratchX on the heavier marks. Other very effective products include Farecla G3 Paint Renovator and G3 Scratch Remover paste. Again both of these being diminishing abrasives.

Using a foam or microfibre applicator pad work small amounts of these products in and around the etched area and then when the product has disappeared apply another small amount and work that through. I tend to prefer working in small back and forth motions but you can also work in a circular motion if preferred. Repeat until the etching has either disappeared or is vastly reduced.

In some extreme cases you may need to either call on a professional detailer or use a machine polisher to remove the etching completely, but in 95% of cases the above method should help resolve the issue.

Don’t forget to always finish off the area that has been worked on with a new coat of your favourite wax or sealant to re-protect your paintwork from the elements.

And finally when dealing with bird muck wherever possible remember to use a pair of latex or nitrile gloves or immediately wash your hands in warm water or use a germ killing wipe or hand wash. Bird muck can actually contain some very nasty diseases an needs to be treated with caution, avoiding contact with skin and eyes etc whenever possible.

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[lfcrule1972]

Have you got some pics of the mess on your car ?

We have a couple of detailers here who can help but it will be more useful if you can show what's been left behind on the paintwork Did it dry on before it was removed ? I've been lucky and managed to get them off with baby wipes before they've really got to work on the paintwork....

[Bokeh]

I'm well pissed off. Car has even been Guardexed over the shit as it's been on for a very long time.
I've tried soaking with micro fibre cloths & mild soap liquid all to no avail. I've tried to take photo but
Can't as reflection just bounces back. There are a few red dots visible, I'm only hoping that's
Not red paint under the black roof.

[Soran]

I keep a packet of baby wipes in the car. They seem to do the job.

[BeefMasta]

I keep a packet of baby wipes in the car. They seem to do the job.

+1 to this.

[TypeDS3]

+1 to this.

Auto Glym make some wipes, but baby wipes will be just as 'gentle' !