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    Let's get these going..

    What do you call an Alligator in a vest?





    An investigator...
    cyclone> Fish is the man

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    How do you keep an idiot waiting?
    cyclone> Fish is the man

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    • #3
      Why don't blind people sky-dive?






      Because it scares the hell out of the dog!
      ...I should never have doubted the Lord of Bacon!!
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Dangerousfish View Post
        How do you keep an idiot waiting?
        By not replying to this thread?
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        • #5
          What did the big chimney say to the baby chimney....


          You're too young to smoke....
          Aka:
          Alex

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Bigfeet View Post
            Why don't blind people sky-dive?






            Because it scares the hell out of the dog!
            Because they'll die?

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            • #7
              If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving is not for you.
              Aka:
              Alex

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              • #8
                Why did the turtle Cross the road?


                To get to the ''Shell'' station!
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                • #9
                  What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

                  Dam!
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                  • #10
                    Why is it when Swiss cheese have sex, all you can hear is "Which hole was it again?"
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                    • #11
                      Why did the Hedgehog cross the road?











                      To see his flat mate.

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                      • #12
                        What note do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
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                        A flat minor
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                        • #13
                          Three poo's �� lying in the street..which one is the musketeer ?



                          The wee "dark tan yin"...
                          http://i1270.photobucket.com/albums/...psed17aa4f.jpg

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                          • #14
                            Whats brown and sticky?



















                            A stick.

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                            • #15
                              2 fish in a Tank one says to the other
                              "how the hell do you drive this thing"
                              If in Doubt FLAT OUT!!!!!!!!

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