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    The Polish Divorce


    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
    One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
    and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
    The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
    and asked him the following questions:

    Have you any grounds?
    Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
    It made of concrete..

    I don't think you understand.
    Does either of you have a real grudge?
    No, we have carport, and not need one.

    I mean what are your relations like?
    All my relations still in Poland .

    Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
    We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

    Does your wife beat you up?
    No, I always up before her.

    Is your wife a nagger?
    No, she white.

    Why do you want this divorce?
    She going to kill me.

    What makes you think that?
    I got proof.

    What kind of proof?
    She going to poison me.
    She buy a bottle at drugstore
    and put on shelf in bathroom.
    I can read.. it say:
    ~~~Polish Remover~~~

  • #2
    I Need Some Of That For Merthyr...

    They're Everywhere...

    There's Even A Polish-Run Bar Here That Has A Big Sign In The Window That Says "No Welsh / English"...

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    • #3
      *groan* ............
      ...I should never have doubted the Lord of Bacon!!
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      The DS3Club Bacon Appreciation Society

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      • #4
        A W F U L

        be ashamed of that joke!
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        • #5
          Like I said..........made me laugh!

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          • #6
            xD i have a similar one ill post in a sec xD
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            • #7
              A refuse collector is doing his rounds and notices one house in the street that doesn't have a wheelie-bin outside.
              So he goes to the door and knocks.
              After a few minutes, an old Chinese man comes to the door. "Where's your bin?" the refuse collector asks.
              "I bin upstairs," the Chinese man replies.
              "No! Where's your dustbin?" he says.
              "I dust bin upstairs havin' a shit," the guy says.
              "NO! WHERE'S YOUR WHEELIE-BIN?" he continues.

              The old man thinks for a minute then says: "Okay, you got me, I've wheelie bin having a wank."
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              • #8
                Nice! The silly harmless was always tickle me.

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                • #9
                  haha ^^
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                  • #10
                    haha naughty little jokes

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