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  • The Greek Bailout

    THE BAIL OUT

    It is a slow day in a little Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a 100 euro note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

    The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the 100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher. The butcher takes the 100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer. The pig farmer takes the 100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel. The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the 100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna. The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar; she has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit. The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the 100 note. The hotel proprietor then places the 100 note back on the counter so the rich tourist will not suspect anything. At that moment the tourist comes down the stairs, picks up the 100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town. No one produced anything. No one earned anything.

    However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism. And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how the bailout package works!

    Last edited by Bigfeet; 16-12-2011, 16:50. Reason: Edited to restore the Humour!
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  • #2
    Yes, but us soppy fockers in the UK will still send Greece some Euros to help bail them out as we're the only ones in Europe daft enough to play by their rules!

    "If your neighbour can't afford to pay his mortgage because he's been down the pub every night of the week, would you offer to pay it for him?"

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    • #3
      Amen Mr.C !

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      • #4
        The story should have been ....A bribing B bribing C bribing A

        Jimbob

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        • #5
          Can't help noticing that none of them needed the money in order to pay their tax bill!

          Oh, I forgot, most of them don't seem to pay any tax...

          http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/f...x-evasion.html

          (Best quote from the above: "Only the stupid pay tax")

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          • #6
            Hmmm...

            I think you guys need to read where this was posted.
            ...I should never have doubted the Lord of Bacon!!
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            • #7
              May be a in the jokes section but having your hard earned money go to pay someone else's debts has a way of making people a bit upset.
              Originally posted by cyclone
              It is in the handbook. Satisfied.
              Originally posted by Broda
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Bigfeet76 View Post
                Hmmm...

                I think you guys need to read where this was posted.
                It all makes sense now lol

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                • #9
                  Edited first post to bring back the humour!

                  Didn't intend to start a political debate, let's keep that for a rainy day.
                  ...I should never have doubted the Lord of Bacon!!
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                  • #10
                    Was the tourist German by any chance! lol

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                    • #11
                      Can someone tell me why the posts are getting very negative at the moment. is it the dark nights or something?

                      What happened to here's a joke, have a laugh

                      see the funny vid clip

                      who wants a meet etc etc

                      Some of you need to take a chill pill, lol

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