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Last night I bumped into the back of another car. This blond woman came out and shouted at me "Ram me up the arse why don't you!"
And that, Your Honour, is when the misunderstanding began.................
Driving home I hit a badger but didn't kill it. I said to the wife "Hold it between your legs while I get it to a vet." She said "But it's all wet and smelly."
"Can't you hold it's nose" I replied.
Jimbob
And that, Your Honour, is when the misunderstanding began.................
Driving home I hit a badger but didn't kill it. I said to the wife "Hold it between your legs while I get it to a vet." She said "But it's all wet and smelly."
"Can't you hold it's nose" I replied.
Jimbob