Can I Have Some Advice Please?

[Superfly Guy]

Took a Audi TT to the cleaners the other day coming off a 2nd gear roundabout. we both had about the same BHP but he was a fat tw*t and I'm not ha ha ha

[Broda]

They surprise a lot of things, haven't found anything faster yet (that's proved it anyway) Closest thing I had was a Macan but still didn't have it (out of roundabout)

You feel sorry for the cars :'D

[Broda]

Hang on a second...

Did you just say...

Audi TT & A Man in the same sentence...

Hmmmm are you sure it wasn't a butch female?

[Superfly Guy]

Well I know mine works, my tadpoles produced two more blonde haired blue eyed arians.

[Superfly Guy]

Hang on a second...

Did you just say...

Audi TT & A Man in the same sentence...

Hmmmm are you sure it wasn't a butch female?

I live in Essex so it was a fat trader type that I would have gladly dragged out and slapped about but it was far better to put the right foot down and embarrass him.

[Superfly Guy]

It was a TFSI so I think about 210BHP

[Broda]

Lmfao! I think the car did enough of that on its own

[Broda]

Those TFSIs drink oil like a typical VW, all round shite engines,

I bet he was the typical Audi driver:

1) Go round the roundabout at 5MPH
2) Cock up the exit
3) Wait for ages until the road is dead straight
4) Floor it & get in your way

[Superfly Guy]

My brother in law has a McLaren and that is fast, he has had an M6 and and that was scary in a straight line, my brother had a 911 S4 and that was amazing when I had it for a month but my turbo roller skate is sooooo much fun to drive.

[Superfly Guy]

Those TFSIs drink oil like a typical VW, all round shite engines,

I bet he was the typical Audi driver:

1) Go round the roundabout at 5MPH
2) Cock up the exit
3) Wait for ages until the road is dead straight
4) Floor it & get in your way

Yep, I sat in 2nd at about 2500rpm and when he floored it so did i.