Ask Den

[Den]

Den, is it true that if the sum of your wisdom were to grow any larger it would reach critical mass and start a fusion reaction that would solve the world energy needs?

Hello Cyclone.

I wasnt aware that this little secret was out in the public. But the answer is ofcourse yes. Not that I intend to as i feel my brain power is better used helping the members of the forum.

Thanks.

[Den]

Den

Liam said you're not fit to live with pigs but I said you were. Who is right?

JB

Hello Jimbob

This Liam character sounds like a fool. However the answer is that neither of you is right, because only I am ever right.

Thanks for your query.

[Jimbob]

Den

When Bertrand Russell first stated his paradox his friend Alfred North Whitehead suggested that there was no paradox because it was unreasonable to say that the "class of all classes" was in fact a class itself. He also thought that the library analogy was unsound.

Where do you stand on this difficult issue?

JB

[Bigfeet]

Oh wise Den, shall I use the blue pen or black pen today for I am unsure on what the correct colour ink protocol for Fridays is?

[Den]

Den

When Bertrand Russell first stated his paradox his friend Alfred North Whitehead suggested that there was no paradox because it was unreasonable to say that the "class of all classes" was in fact a class itself. He also thought that the library analogy was unsound.

Where do you stand on this difficult issue?

JB

Hello once again.
This is quite simple. They were both wrong. I do, ofcourse have the full answer worked out but it would be far too complex for me to post, so rest assured im right, they are wrong.

Thanks.

[Den]

Oh wise Den, shall I use the blue pen or black pen today for I am unsure on what the correct colour ink protocol for Fridays is?

Hello.
Everyone knows that you use pencil on a friday.

Happy to help.

[lfcrule1972]

Oh mighty Den

What came first, the chicken or the egg ? Please show your workings as I feel you are the only deity who can explain this

Thanks

[Jimbob]

Oh mighty Den

What came first, the chicken or the egg ? Please show your workings as I feel you are the only deity who can explain this

Thanks

Den says this is beneath his great intelligence and has asked me to comment in his place.

It's the egg obviously. In evolutionary terms a chicken was not always a chicken even though it was some sort of bird for a long time before it became a chicken. As a bird it laid eggs. SO the eggs were there before the chicken.

Cogito ergo sum

ὅπερ ἔδει δεῖξαι

JB

[WTF]

Hi guys just a quick question my m8 has been to have a look at 2 secondhand ds3 s,just wanted to know if any of are forum people have owned any of them,one white/black roof other red with black roof,and what's the Dealership like to deal with,cheers tony.

Thanks Den

[Chris_Blue]

Is this site for sale as Ive got money to burn

[Dangerousfish]

Is this site for sale as Ive got money to burn

God help us if it was.

[lfcrule1972]

Den

What is Chris_Bleu smoking ?

Thanks

[Chris_Blue]

Not smoked anything since turn of the millenium
Then it were just B+H. Nasty habit

[cyclone]

Den, if Chris_Bleu isn't smoking what is he injecting into his veins?

[Den]

Den

What is Chris_Bleu smoking ?

Thanks

Hi.

My powers tell me that mr bleu is eating a few too many "special" brownies.

Thanks for your important question.