Ask Den

[Bigfeet]

As our mighty Overlord and fountain of knowledge, Den has agreed that you puny mortals may use this thread as an opportunity to ask those questions of high importance so you too may receive enlightenment and wisdom from his teachings…

Ask and the mighty Den will answer...

[Dangerousfish]

Den, could you put the following in order according to best-ness please?
Oranges, clementines, satsumas & kiwi's.

[Bigfeet]

Den, is brown or white bread best for cheese on toast?

[Dangerousfish]

Den, is brown or white bread best for cheese on toast?

On top of this, what is the best topper for cheese on toast? Ketchup, ham, ham & ketchup, etc..?

[Den]

Den, could you put the following in order according to best-ness please?
Oranges, clementines, satsumas & kiwi's.

Hi Dangerousfish and many thanks for this question which does indeed puzzle many many people.
However, its quite a simple answer and any idiot could work it out. The order you require is as follows:
1/ satsuma
2/clementines
3/ kiwi
4/ orange

Hope this assists you through life.

[Dangerousfish]

Hi Dangerousfish and many thanks for this question which does indeed puzzle many many people.
However, its quite a simple answer and any idiot could work it out. The order you require is as follows:
1/ satsuma
2/clementines
3/ kiwi
4/ orange

Hope this assists you through life.

Thank you, oh benevolent one.

[Den]

Den, is brown or white bread best for cheese on toast?

Hello Bigfeet.
Well that is a tough choice isnt it?! However the answer is clearly white bread.

I really do hope this assists you.

[Den]

On top of this, what is the best topper for cheese on toast? Ketchup, ham, ham & ketchup, etc..?

Hello again Dangerousfish. 2 questions in a day?! Im not here to sort your life out on your behalf you know! The answer though is, nothing. Cheese on toast requires no topper.

Thanks.

[Bigfeet]

Hello Bigfeet.
Well that is a tough choice isnt it?! However the answer is clearly white bread.

I really do hope this assists you.

Wow! I feel so much more enlightened, thank you O' mighty one!

[Dangerousfish]

Den, you're so wise!

Could I possibly trouble you with a third question?(Paradox, here's a fourth).

What is the best type of animal to eat and what cut from that animal (bacon excluded)?

[Yellow]

If a picture paints a thousand words then why can't I paint you?

[Den]

Den, you're so wise!

Could I possibly trouble you with a third question?(Paradox, here's a fourth).

What is the best type of animal to eat and what cut from that animal (bacon excluded)?

Hello once again.

Well as this is such an easy question to answer i will answer it for you.
The best animal to eat is clearly horse. It comes in many forms and ive been eating it for years.

So off you trott and buy some.

[cyclone]

Den, is it true that if the sum of your wisdom were to grow any larger it would reach critical mass and start a fusion reaction that would solve the world energy needs?

[Den]

If a picture paints a thousand words then why can't I paint you?

Hello ds3adi,

the answer to your conundrum is The words will never show, the you I've come to know.

you may now continue with your life in happiness.

[Jimbob]

Den

Liam said you're not fit to live with pigs but I said you were. Who is right?

JB