The Nerd gets a Custom Remap

[Dangerousfish]

All worship the Czar- the god of all that is cars. Perhaps people would listen to you if you changed your god damn attitude and quit posting shitty little remarks?

OUCH! THE IRONY!!!! IT BURNS!!!!

Chief, Czar hasn't had one bad thing to say about you. All he did was politely correct you and you've gone off like a woman on the rag! Chill out and stop worrying about being wrong. You can't know everything..

[chiefnerd]

It's not about being wrong or anything else fish- I've told you before, I do not like people poo pooing on other people's things for no reason and he's done it to quite a few people. He might be a top bloke in real life but on here he's been acting like a dick and I don't tolerate that.

I guess he owns a Cooper S hehehe

[Dangerousfish]

How the hell is some dipstick like you going to educate me? Hmmmmmmm? I have an HND in Marine Engineering- that's right, big boy engineering, steam turbines, gas turbines, diesels- yes, everything including hydrodynamics, aerodynamics and mechanical engineering. Care to tell me about gearboxes??? Ever seen a gearbox downstaging 28,000RPM to 98RPM on a single thrust block??? Hmmmmmmm???? Care to educate me on that as well do you Czar???? Or maybe you;d like to tell me about turbo chargers and turbines in general? Yeah??? Ever seen a 150,000 SHP Steam Turbine system or worked on one?? Ever done the theory??? Ever looked at the large ABB turbo's used on ships??? Hmmmmmmm????

Don't come on here and make out you're something you aren't Czar- you ain't; and your pissy, hissy little comments show that!

Now bugger off before you embarrass yourself even more you friggin troll.

PS I also have a BA in Multimedia Design and Digital Animation, a BSc in Wireless Networking and Communication, I'm a MCSE, CCNA, CCNE, CompTIA A+ and Network+ and quite alot more matey boy. Gonna 'educate' ME in those as well are you???

Also. This ^^^^ makes you sound pretentious. Stop being a dick.

[chiefnerd]

Me being dick you jumped little prick? IS this any of your concern in the slightest? Is it?

If someone comes to me and tells ME they can educate ME then I'm gonna put them in their god damned place!!!! Understand? And stay the hell out of it. Put your nose in where it's wanted.

[Dangerousfish]

Me being dick you jumped little prick? IS this any of your concern in the slightest? Is it?

If someone comes to me and tells ME they can educate ME then I'm gonna put them in their god damned place!!!! Understand? And stay the hell out of it. Put your nose in where it's wanted.

All this "real world" experience yet you still don't know how to make friends.

[chiefnerd]

And now I have no friends fish? Good god, where the hell do you get off?

[Dangerousfish]

*Insert inappropriate mum joke*

[chiefnerd]

Looking forward to meeting you

[WTF]

I think he said make friends, as in the people here. Not you have no friends as your reply interprets how you read it.


Swearing, getting worked up when people comment doesn't bode well. This is a friendly forum, open for all to comment and have and express induvidual opinions. How you accept them and take them on board is on an individual basis, but swearing and calling people names is not the way to reply.

Also, we may all learn something from each other, sharing knowledge about a related topic. But there is no need to question and slate others advise. They might be wrong, you might be wrong. All about learning and helping each other.

So accept what people say, good or bad, we are all our own person and all have opinions and ideas. Would be boring if we all thought the same and all experts about the same thing. No one is trying be better than another - I passed my cycling proficiency test and what?

• Don't go acusing other members of talking shit
• Say people are talking bollocks
• Calling people pricks
• Telling people to piss off

and so on

I'm closing this thread for now as I can't be arsed for it to go so OT and read cba with anymore of it.

[Chris_Blue]

Hows remap going NERDY
Any hesitation/ stuttering etc etc- I realise you are doing the PCV delete
Was it easy?
Reading other threads it looks like it could be awkward
CBLUE

[chiefnerd]

Doing it Tuesday, will let you know.

No other problems at all apart from trying not to break the sound barrier

[Yellow]

I believe the DS3R has had two engine incarnations with slightly diff bhp but you would have to wait for an owner to confirm this. Step forward Arlow.

[Arlow]

I believe the DS3R has had two engine incarnations with slightly diff bhp but you would have to wait for an owner to confirm this. Step forward Arlow.

They produced 1000 cars with 207bhp & another 1000 with 204bhp, as far as I know all of the 200 UK cars are 207bhp. The Racing supplement to the owners handbook gives the engine codes for both, I haven't got it to hand, so I'll scan & post it tomorrow evening when I get home from work.

[Dave Clarke]

The lower powered R's we're for Belgium afaik. It would of been a slightly different map.

[Arlow]

As promised here is the engine spec page from the Racing supplement.




Using an online calculator 152KW came out as 206.66BHP & 149KW = 202.58BHP