Greatest Shoutbox moments

[Wes79]

#11:58 lfcrule1972> Anyone having their walnuts blasted ?
#12:15 BeefMasta> I should be good for another 15k, lol.
#13:10 pmk> lol that's a bit personal - all I can say is ouch.
#13:13 lfcrule1972> Ouch maybe Pete, but look how clean Jamie can get your walnuts
#13:34 BeefMasta> Waheey!

[lfcrule1972]

Sorry Beefy

#08:26 lfcrule1972> I think we've scared Kat off Look innocent when Beefy gets here (mid morning) ha ha !
#08:26 Jimbob> So they are an item?
#08:26 Kat> we are indeed
#08:27 Kat> and I just went to do some work!
#08:28 Jimbob> That's really good. Despite Patrick's "past" there is still hope for him
#08:28 Jimbob> That "operation" was the making of him
#08:29 Jimbob> She was never happy before that
*Jimbob awaits Beefy to come in and explode *

#08:44 lfcrule1972> Ha ha brilliant, I wasn't sure how to mention that Patrick used to be Patricia, always best to put this out there early on in a relationship I think.... Plus 'Patrick' has skills in hair products and styling that us blokes will never have - win/win really !
#08:45 Jimbob> You mean like Pogonotrophy?
#08:46 lfcrule1972> I was thinking more along the lines of conditioner for hair, moisturising for skin etc rather than beard growing Dad !
#08:47 Jimbob> Yeah but he had a beard before the operation if you remember
#08:51 lfcrule1972> He did - this was an early pic of him.... http://i1.cdnds.net/14/38/300x225/us...pisode-2-3.jpg
#08:52 Jimbob> I forgot about the face lift!!!
#08:55 lfcrule1972> 'He' looks much happier now I agree....

[Sean]

Sorry Beefy

#08:26 lfcrule1972> I think we've scared Kat off Look innocent when Beefy gets here (mid morning) ha ha !
#08:26 Jimbob> So they are an item?
#08:26 Kat> we are indeed
#08:27 Kat> and I just went to do some work!
#08:28 Jimbob> That's really good. Despite Patrick's "past" there is still hope for him
#08:28 Jimbob> That "operation" was the making of him
#08:29 Jimbob> She was never happy before that
*Jimbob awaits Beefy to come in and explode *

#08:44 lfcrule1972> Ha ha brilliant, I wasn't sure how to mention that Patrick used to be Patricia, always best to put this out there early on in a relationship I think.... Plus 'Patrick' has skills in hair products and styling that us blokes will never have - win/win really !
#08:45 Jimbob> You mean like Pogonotrophy?
#08:46 lfcrule1972> I was thinking more along the lines of conditioner for hair, moisturising for skin etc rather than beard growing Dad !
#08:47 Jimbob> Yeah but he had a beard before the operation if you remember
#08:51 lfcrule1972> He did - this was an early pic of him.... http://i1.cdnds.net/14/38/300x225/us...pisode-2-3.jpg
#08:52 Jimbob> I forgot about the face lift!!!
#08:55 lfcrule1972> 'He' looks much happier now I agree....

Hang on a minute now... you mean to tell me Patricks name is actually Trek>?

[Bigfeet]

Log in first thing this morning and I was greeted with this little statement...

#08:50 Jimbob> When you put a psychopath in charge of parking you should not expect any mercy!

Kind of sets the tone for the rest of the day!

[joeking27]

This can't be good:

#23:29 Ragnarok> Joni I needed your husband
#23:30 Ragnarok> but too late
#23:30 Ragnarok> needed help with robbing some banks

[Jimbob]

He's usually too pissed to rob a bank by 2300 hrs.

JB

[Dangerousfish]

He's usually too pissed to rob a bank by 2300 hrs.

JB

You'd be suprised

[Jimbob]

#08:15 Jimbob> A dead rhino made you laugh?

Time we added more to this post. I think it's the best one on the forum.

JB

[Bigfeet]

#13:26 Jimbob> I have nothing to do with council Highways. I think we should leave penises as an artform to be admired though rather than tarmac over them

#13:41 Bigfeet> You wish to admire penises JB.... o.0

#13:47 Jimbob> I admire penis art Biggie PENISSSSSSS ART!!!


Take away from that what you will....!

[Jimbob]

#13:26 Jimbob> I have nothing to do with council Highways. I think we should leave penises as an artform to be admired though rather than tarmac over them

#13:41 Bigfeet> You wish to admire penises JB.... o.0

#13:47 Jimbob> I admire penis art Biggie PENISSSSSSS ART!!!


Take away from that what you will....!

I take away from it that somebody with an evil mind edits what we write on Shoutbox!!!!

JB

[cyclone]

If you say so...........sigh......... If you say so.

[Bigfeet]

It's always ones you don't expect....

[Dangerousfish]

it's always ones you expect....

^^^^

ftfy

[joeking27]

I've always suspected

[Jimbob]

^^^^

ftfy

Do you see how he changes things! DO YOU SEE!!!!!

JB