Greatest Shoutbox moments

[moranphotography]

Today's little snippet...


#13:15 Wes79> C1 and pug 107 same car pretty much right?
#13:15 Bigfeet> Yep.
#13:15 Bigfeet> Same factory.
#13:16 Wes79> cheers... might have to start modding the wife
#13:16 Wes79> *wifes
#13:16 Wes79> not actually modding my wife!!
#13:17 Bigfeet> Depends on the mods

lol brilliant

[BeefMasta]

With key phrases removed, we could be talking about anything:

#08:54 BeefMasta> You definitely putting it in the right end?
#08:54 Jimbob> Pretty sure - I actually read the instructions. It just seems loose!
#08:55 BeefMasta> Don't force it though, it only fits one way.
#09:00 Jimbob> Thanks Patrick - I was afaid of pushing it in too far!
#09:01 BeefMasta> As long as you have it the right way, you can't really push it too far.

[Jimbob]

With key phrases removed, we could be talking about anything:

#08:54 BeefMasta> You definitely putting it in the right end?
#08:54 Jimbob> Pretty sure - I actually read the instructions. It just seems loose!
#08:55 BeefMasta> Don't force it though, it only fits one way.
#09:00 Jimbob> Thanks Patrick - I was afaid of pushing it in too far!
#09:01 BeefMasta> As long as you have it the right way, you can't really push it too far.

Thanks Patrick..............It's all cum good now

JB

[moranphotography]

lol perverts

[Bigfeet]

Short and sweet.

#15:23 Bigfeet> Just be excited with Postcodes

#15:38 BeefMasta> Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[BeefMasta]

Short and sweet.

#15:23 Bigfeet> Just be excited with Postcodes

#15:38 BeefMasta> Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Hahaha yess!!

[Bigfeet]

Awesome typo #OnlyZack

#09:40 ZACK> shat i miss ?
#09:40 ZACK> *what
#09:40 Bigfeet> First one was better

[Soran]

#10:22 Dangerousfish> I'm not allowed to pump in the house. Have to go outside or into the bathroom for that
#10:23 Jimbob> Man up and fart freely! Feed Joni with sprouts! There's lots of solutions if you try hard enough.
#10:27 Bigfeet> Nosies standing up?? Never a good sign...!
#10:27 joeking27> Wait til she sleeps
#10:28 Jimbob> When she is asleep, pump into hand, apply to nose, get ready to run.

[Jimbob]

Soran - are you determined to get me in trouble?

JB

[Soran]

Soran - are you determined to get me in trouble?

JB

Dunno what you mean?

I'm with you on the fart freely campaign

[WTF]

He's so well trained

[lfcrule1972]

Such a proud moment - my first muting in months !

#15:09 Dangerousfish> Today I learned..
#15:09 Dangerousfish> The canniston duo adverts, where they give ladies a cream for the front bits and a tablet..
#15:09 Dangerousfish> The tablet is also for the front bit...
#15:11 joeking27> Nestle have made a chocolate tea pot
#15:18 Dangerousfish> Is that related?
#15:18 Dangerousfish> I hope to god it is.
#15:23 Bigfeet> I thought the tablet would be oral..... o.0
#15:23 joeking27> Well
#15:29 Dangerousfish> As did I
#15:29 Dangerousfish> I was proved wrong..
#15:31 lfcrule1972> I'd have said it was an oral tablet too - are they taking the pessary ?
#15:31 Dangerousfish> wheeeey
#15:32 lfcrule1972> haha I thought I was wasted here mate
#15:32 Dangerousfish> Chris - King of the shit puns
#15:33 Dangerousfish> Or in this case, the other side of the shit puns.
#15:34 lfcrule1972> Yeah not good to get those mixed up
#15:35 lfcrule1972> Clit puns ? Taxi !!!
#15:35 DS3CLUB.CO.UK SHOUTBOX> The user lfcrule1972 has been muted by Dangerousfish.
#15:35 Dangerousfish> -_-
#15:35 Dangerousfish> No.
#15:35 DS3CLUB.CO.UK SHOUTBOX> The user lfcrule1972 has been unmuted by Dangerousfish.
#15:35 lfcrule1972> Ha ha haven't been muted in ages - it's like the good old days

[Jimbob]

#13:55 Bigfeet> Concerned. Loaded page up and all I see in the shoutbox is Emma Watson and genitals......!! 0.o

[Bigfeet]

And later on it just gets worse....

*Superfly Guy replied to the thread Dealer Taking My Trousers Down???*
*Superfly Guy replied to the thread Walnut Blasting, My Experiences.*
#16:07 Bigfeet> Those two thread titles make for a great story! "Dealer taking my trousers down, walnuts blasted, my experience."

[lfcrule1972]

I think I saw that on Jeremy Kyle the other week