Greatest Shoutbox moments

[Jimbob]

#11:48 Dangerousfish> I've got athelete's foot.
#11:48 Dangerousfish> It's amazing what you can find in the streets of Boston.
#11:48 Dangerousfish> Too soon?

[joeking27]

#12:17 Bigfeet> User pending ban
#12:17 Jimbob> I can believe that

[Jimbob]

#12:20 Jimbob> He told a tasteless joke about molecular structure!

JB

[Dangerousfish]

Busy afternoon:

#12:51 Jimbob> Isn't a split hymen still technically a hymen?

[Jimbob]

12:52 Jimbob> I split the inner tube on my bike but I'm pretty sure it's still in there somewhere

[Bigfeet]

Beware it's a long one!

#16:26 WTF> Who are you?!
#16:26 DS3_JO> who is who?
#16:26 DS3_JO> ;D
#16:26 Bigfeet> Who is whom?
#16:26 joeking27> I'm me
#16:27 Bigfeet> I'M me not you.
#16:27 joeking27> I'm definately not you
*joeking27 is not Scottish*
#16:27 Bigfeet> But you said you were me.
#16:28 DS3_JO> http://meme-pictures.feedio.net/scen...Rush-Hour.jpg/
#16:28 joeking27> I said I am me, not you are me, nor I am you
#16:28 Bigfeet> I'M SPARTACUS!
#16:28 Dangerousfish> NO, I'M SPARTACUS
#16:28 Bigfeet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8do_cNdMD0
#16:29 DS3_JO> NO, I'M SPARTACUS!!
#16:29 joeking27> I'm Joeking..
#16:29 DS3_JO> omg who did that?!1
*joeking27 ahem*
#16:29 Bigfeet> So who is Joeking27 then??
#16:29 BeefMasta> What the hell is going on?
*joeking27 says "It was a powah abusing admin!"*
#16:29 BeefMasta> Am I Spartacus?
*lfcrule1972 preferred Bewbs talk to the confusing shit that's followed !*
#16:30 Bigfeet> Joe's me apparently.... and everybody else is Spartacus!
#16:30 lfcrule1972> *thats
#16:30 Bigfeet> Agreed Chris - Bewbs are much more simple!
#16:30 joeking27> Someone pretended to be me
#16:31 DS3_JO> so who is Spartacus then?
#16:31 Bigfeet> o.0
#16:31 lfcrule1972> Liam is
#16:32 Bigfeet> I thought Liam was a Fish??
#16:32 BeefMasta> I'm not Sparticus... Dammit Liam.
#16:32 Dangerousfish> I'm not Spartacus..
#16:32 BeefMasta> Then who is Sparticus?
#16:33 WTF> IM SPARTACUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#16:33 Bigfeet> I'm NOT Spartacus.
#16:33 joeking27> Bigfeet
#16:33 BeefMasta> *Spartacus
#16:33 BeefMasta> Joni is Spartacus, it's ok everyone.
#16:33 Bigfeet> Can't be me as you're me so that by default make you Spartacus Joe...
#16:33 Dangerousfish> Joe's me?
#16:34 joeking27> I'm Fish?
#16:34 Dangerousfish> No, you're Spartacus
#16:34 Dangerousfish> So what does that make Joni?
#16:34 WTF> IM SPARTACUS!!!!!!!!!!!
#16:34 NoIam> Not sure Liam...
#16:35 Dangerousfish> Too far Brace.
#16:35 Dangerousfish> lololololol
#16:35 Dangerousfish> F5 y0
#16:35 NoIam> ¬_¬
#16:35 Spartacus> Lol who got name changed...
#16:35 Spartacus> I'm Spartacus!
#16:35 Dangerousfish> You ^
#16:35 Spartacus>
#16:36 ImSpartacus> oh my
#16:36 Dangerousfish> I don't evenn know who's who now
#16:36 NoIam> Mystery solved Sherlock
#16:36 NoIam> I'M ME!!!!
#16:36 Spartacus> I get the feeling that we might all be Spartacus
#16:36 Dangerousfish> Not me.
#16:36 NoIam> Nope
*ImSpartacus ruroh*
#16:36 Dangerousfish> I'M DANGEROUSFISH!!!!
#16:37 WTF> NO I'M DANGEROUSFISH!!!
*ImSpartacus is Bigfeet*
*NoIam is DS3_JO*
*lfcrule1972 too funny !*
*NoIam or not *
*Spartacus has no idea what's going on*
*NoIam might be Joeking27*
#16:37 Dangerousfish> /say bigfeet /me I'm BeefMasta
#16:37 QueenLeonidas> shit.
#16:37 lfcrule1972> Ha ha
#16:38 DS3_JO> is it?!
#16:38 Spartacus> This is SPARTA!!
#16:38 lfcrule1972> Fail....
#16:38 DS3_JO> WOOOOOW I'm confused
#16:38 ImSpartacus> This is MADNESS
#16:38 NoIam> RAWR!!!
#16:38 QueenLeonidas> Well, I had fun.
#16:38 Spartacus> Me too. Let's do this again some time.

[Jimbob]

#14:03 Bigfeet> Love lunch breaks, go away fro a while and come back to 12", the batmobile and Den glueing his jeans....!

JB

[Bigfeet]

Walked into this one...


#14:32 Bigfeet> The only thing worthy of note was the girl on the phone had one hell of a sexy voice!
#14:33 Dangerousfish> That was Steve that you spoke to..
#14:37 Bigfeet> ¬_¬

[Dangerousfish]

#16:22 michaelsyer> anyone got any ideas on best place to purchase car paint?
#16:25 Dangerousfish> A car paint shop?
#16:26 Dangerousfish> For a spray gun or brush?
#16:26 michaelsyer> spray gun, dads going to paint my bumper and wing
#16:27 Dangerousfish> Probably cheaper to use a brush
#16:27 Dangerousfish> carpaint.co.uk
#16:28 michaelsyer> dad use to paint cars so he has all the stuff etc, just needed the paint XD

[Bigfeet]

Not saying that Richy233 is stupid but the timing made me laugh!


#16:29 Bigfeet> That means I have to listen to more stupid people then....
#16:34 richy233> hey guys just a quick question if i remap my ds3 does it void the warranty ?????

[Jimbob]

#09:30 Bigfeet> They were everywhere when I was in Egypt.
#09:30 Bigfeet> Russian I mean, not love dolls!

[lfcrule1972]

#09:40 Jimbob> Biggie is demanding a DNA test first!
#09:40 lfcrule1972> I dont need to go Jeremy Kyle to know you're my dad....

[Jimbob]

#11:30 BeefMasta> Where's Biggie when you need him, lol.

#11:32 joeking27> Busy shafting a customer probably

[Bigfeet]

While discussing the DS4...

#17:21 Twin2> 4 is too high!
#17:22 Twin2> If he gets a 4 I bet it will be brown
#17:22 Bigfeet> Makes it easier to get in
#17:22 Twin2> Being brown?
#17:23 Bigfeet> Yep... other colours makes get in too difficult....
#17:23 Bigfeet> ¬_¬

[lfcrule1972]

More high brow discussion on Shoutbox this morning:

11:51 lfcrule1972> Well that's nasty........ https://twitter.com/IDS_MP/status/35...381248/photo/1
#11:51 Jimbob> Betty Swollocks more like!
#11:53 Bigfeet> Ken does know what Bukkake is doesn't he??
#11:53 Jimbob> I'm losing it - I had to look up Bukkake! Ewww........
#11:54 Bigfeet> And for that matter does Ian as well!!
#11:54 Bigfeet> o.0
#11:55 Jimbob> They don't need to know, all they need to know is how to claim, claim, claim.......
#11:55 lfcrule1972> Well the IDS Twitter is a parody but funny so I'm following and god knows why Ken was wearing that shirt ! Sorry Dad Bukkake is NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
#11:56 Jimbob> It's NSFF either (not safe for fun!). It's not really my thing...
#11:56 lfcrule1972> Nor mine.....
#11:56 Jimbob> Two or three porn stars in the US got AIDS by having stuff shot into their eyes!
#11:57 lfcrule1972> Apparently Deep Fried Bukkake is v popular in Scotland though
#11:57 Jimbob> That sounds about right. Well that's a load off my mind.....
#11:59 BeefMasta> I see what you did there.
#11:59 lfcrule1972> lol I prefer to beat off any doubts I may have via Google Images...
#11:59 Jimbob> Hi Patrick
#11:59 lfcrule1972> We discuss Bukkake and here cums Patrick
#12:00 Jimbob> I would say what I really think but I don't want to get battered
#12:05 Bigfeet> Good morning work, dicussing biscuits and Bukkake....!
#12:05 Bigfeet> *mornings
#12:06 Jimbob> Shall we try things beginning with C tomorrow?
#12:06 Jimbob> I have a few ideas