Confess to me my son (daughter)

[Jimbob]

This post is for people to confess to the self-appointed priest of the club (me) and receive absolution or punishment.

I will start the ball rolling to show that nothing is so bad that it can't be confessed:

I once put my DS3 through a car wash

Father James

[ZACK]

Literally don't know where to start...

[Jimbob]

Start with sheep my son....

Father James

[WTF]

Yeah, I'm not sure where to start...........

I once paid paid for 2 peppers at the Tesco self serve and had 3. I asked the all knowing Den if I had done wrong and he said it wasn't theft as I hadn't intentionally taken items without paying.

Reminds me of the Sibling confession thread: Here

[BOBO-DS3]

Pmsl how about your love for thp's zack

[Jimbob]

Joni

Only you (and God) know whether you made a mistake or robbed a capitalist establishment.
I suggest you search your heart and, if necessary, donate a pepper to one of the various food charities.
Or send me a donation and I will pray for your absolution. (The more you send the faster I will pray!)

Father James

[Bigfeet]

Dear Father James....

I once told a beggar on the street to "Go and get a bloody job!".....

[Jimbob]

Dear Father James....

I once told a beggar on the street to "Go and get a bloody job!".....

Ah Biggie I know how you feel - my wife once told one to F**k OFF!

Not everyone is cut out for the rigours of a working life, getting up in the morning, doing things instead of watching Jeremy Kyle. Often they are exhausted from spawning children and carrying heavy goods around from Bright House. We must sympathise - bear in mind when you have no distractions such as work you need a lot of money to while away the hours without getting bored - it can't be easy.

My punishment to cleanse your soul dear Biggie is as follows: Next time you see a beggar you should stop and think what a hard life it is and then comment to him appropriately!

Father James

[lfcrule1972]

Father James

Bless me for I have sinned, before my purchase of the DS3 I did look at buying an Astra GTC

Your son....

[Jimbob]

Father James

Bless me for I have sinned, before my purchase of the DS3 I did look at buying an Astra GTC

Your son....

It is not a sin to consider all options before making a decision my son!
You would not believe how many options I "considered" before getting married!
As long as you make the right decision in the end all is well.

Go in peace my son

Father James

[lfcrule1972]

Thank you Father James, hail Mary !

[beaker]

Forgive me father for i have sinned....(Oh and how i have as well) I washed my DS with a floresent mitten on saturday in the heat and with morrisons orange burst washing up liquid. Since i have been told by my manager that this is indeed an error. i seek forgiveness....

[lfcrule1972]

Orange burst washing up liquid !!!!!! OMG I think only the pope can forgive such a sin.....

[Jimbob]

Forgive me father for i have sinned....(Oh and how i have as well) I washed my DS with a floresent mitten on saturday in the heat and with morrisons orange burst washing up liquid. Since i have been told by my manager that this is indeed an error. i seek forgiveness....

Quote Orange burst washing up liquid !!!!!! OMG I think only the pope can forgive such a sin.....

I'm afraid not even the St Peter himself can forgive this one! Only CliveP has this particular power of forgiveness (and I wouldn't hold your breath my son!).

I will remember you in my prayers.

Father James

[Tbart]

Forgive me father for I have sinned... Since taking delivery of my DS3 almost 2 months ago,
I am ashamed to say that I am not yet bored with it(as I have been with previous cars by this time).
Do you think I will ever want another car again.

Regards Tbart.