2015 Fiesta ST3

[Oli]

I'm going to put my penis on part of your car when I see it. That should help get rid of the smile

Please don't

[lfcrule1972]

I'm thinking he will automatically go for the exhaust pipe. Force of habit.

ha ha I was thinking the same cyclone, although might be the steering wheel so that Oli 'touches' Liam everytime he drives it !

[Oli]

ha ha I was thinking the same cyclone, although might be the steering wheel so that Oli 'touches' Liam everytime he drives it !

Noooooooooooooooooooo

[pmk]

or the gear stick.

[Oli]

Gave the car a good going over yesterday after I told the dealer not to touch it. Washed, Clayed, Iron removed, de-tarred polished AG super resin, then Chemical Guys white diamond. Panel wiped the whole thing then lay down a coat of C1, left to dry overnight, topped with exo v2 Sunday morning then Ziano Z8 on top. Worked quite well I think

[Sean]

ha ha I was thinking the same cyclone, although might be the steering wheel so that Oli 'touches' Liam everytime he drives it !

Thatl make a change from his touching himself everytime He drives it, dont think he is passed the cumming stage yet

[Jimbob]

A machine polish should remove any penile remains

JB

[lfcrule1972]

or the gear stick.

Liam will be inserting that Pete

[Oli]

Ooooooo

[lfcrule1972]

Nice, have you told the insurance Co that you've doubled the value of the Fiesta ?

[Oli]

Nice, have you told the insurance Co that you've doubled the value of the Fiesta ?

I haven't told them that it increases the value of the car, but I have told them it's on, only cost £60 which isn't too bad for my age/car

[Oli]

It's fitted! Well it has been since Saturday but I'm lazy

Then I did this to the seats to stop getting stained by jeans etc. So pretty boring update, need to think of what i want next

[lfcrule1972]

I never realised jeans could make such a mess - lucky having dark grey leather seats I suppose

[BeefMasta]

I never realised jeans could make such a mess - lucky having dark grey leather seats I suppose

I've got very light grey leather seats and never had a problem with jeans. I think Oli might just be a special case.

[Jimbob]

This reminds me of my grandmother who always kept a "runner" over her hall carpet to protect it.
I could never work out why you would want to cover something up to protect it rather that appreciate it.
She protected her carpet until it was replaced and never, as such, enjoyed it.
Get those seat covers off or stop wearing jeans!!!

JB