My Eventful New Years Eve... Sorry Its So Long lol...
Went Out With The Boys In Town, Drove Down And Was Going To Leave The Car Down There Opposite The Pub We Were Staying In To Watch The Countdown, Taxi Home And Then Have A Taxi To Pick It Up New Years Day... ( Before Anyone Says Anything... I DO NOT DRINK DRIVE ! )
Countdown Came And Went, Been Drinking Since 6.00 So Wasn't In The Best Of States...
Getting Out Of The Pub To Go To One Of The Clubs Then It Was Absolutely Freezing, So I Walked Over To My Car To Get My Jacket Out Of The Back Seat...
Next Thing I Had A Copper Tapping Me On The Shoulder Asking Me To Get Out Of The Car ? Wasn't Technically In It ? And Get Into His Riot Van Until A Traffic Copper Arrived...
He Got Into The Van And Told Me They Wanted To Breathalise Me To "See If I Was Driving Legally"...
Tried To Explain That I Was Just Getting My Coat But He Was Having None Of It, Cause Aparently My Car Keys Were In My Hand And I Was Partially In The Car So I Was "Intending On Driving"...
Like I Said I'd Been Drinking Since 6.00 And This Was At Approx 12.30 So There I Was Sitting In The Back Of The Riot Van For 10 Mins Close To Tears ( Not Afraid To Admit It As Im Sure Most Of You Would Be To In That Situation ) Cause I Knew For A Fact That I Was Over The Limit... Well For A Glance Im A Biggish Sorta Guy - 6ft 4 + 18 Stone, Me All The Boys Know I Can Handl Drink Well And At This Point I Was Slurring My Words...
Traffic Copper Came, Tried To Explain The Situation To Him, So Were All My Mates To The Other Officers But Again They Were Having None Of It...
Breathaliser Came Out... Did The Test... The Traffic Cop Took One Look At Me And Said "Mr Thomas Could You Please Take A Seat In The Back Of The Patrol Car"... I Died Inside...
After Some Chatting With My Mates Outside, The Team Of About 5 Officers At This Point Searched My Car, And I Mean Emptied It ! Pulled Up The Spare Tyre Out Of The Boot And Searched That The Lot ( Even Under My Bonnet ! )...
After They Put Everything Back The The Traffic Copper Got In His Car Where I Was Sitting In A Sort Of Half Dead Half Alive State Of Shock And Told Me I'd Blown 35... He Said He Wanted To Search My Car As "A Precaution" ???
So He Said He Wasn't Going To Arrest Me, Let Me Go And Said If He Caught Me Driving My Car That Night He'd "Have Me"... He Then In Front Of Me Radioed A Unit To Come And Watch My Car In Case I Decided To Drive Off... I Mean FFS Like ? I Wasn't Driving In The First Place...
So Yeah A Panda Car Pulled Up 5 Mins Later And Just Sat There Staring At My Car...
So There You Have It... Either It Was A Miracle Or Breathalisers Don't Work ! lol
Also Lost Alot Of Respect For Those Guys That Night Expesh When I Seen The Original Officer Was Genuinely Gutted When I Blew 35...
Also Message To DEN - If They Had, Were They Legally Allowed To Arrest Me On The Grounds That I Had My Keys In My Hand ?
And Yes In Case Any Of You Were Wondering That IS What My FB Status Is About lol
Went Out With The Boys In Town, Drove Down And Was Going To Leave The Car Down There Opposite The Pub We Were Staying In To Watch The Countdown, Taxi Home And Then Have A Taxi To Pick It Up New Years Day... ( Before Anyone Says Anything... I DO NOT DRINK DRIVE ! )
Countdown Came And Went, Been Drinking Since 6.00 So Wasn't In The Best Of States...
Getting Out Of The Pub To Go To One Of The Clubs Then It Was Absolutely Freezing, So I Walked Over To My Car To Get My Jacket Out Of The Back Seat...
Next Thing I Had A Copper Tapping Me On The Shoulder Asking Me To Get Out Of The Car ? Wasn't Technically In It ? And Get Into His Riot Van Until A Traffic Copper Arrived...
He Got Into The Van And Told Me They Wanted To Breathalise Me To "See If I Was Driving Legally"...
Tried To Explain That I Was Just Getting My Coat But He Was Having None Of It, Cause Aparently My Car Keys Were In My Hand And I Was Partially In The Car So I Was "Intending On Driving"...
Like I Said I'd Been Drinking Since 6.00 And This Was At Approx 12.30 So There I Was Sitting In The Back Of The Riot Van For 10 Mins Close To Tears ( Not Afraid To Admit It As Im Sure Most Of You Would Be To In That Situation ) Cause I Knew For A Fact That I Was Over The Limit... Well For A Glance Im A Biggish Sorta Guy - 6ft 4 + 18 Stone, Me All The Boys Know I Can Handl Drink Well And At This Point I Was Slurring My Words...
Traffic Copper Came, Tried To Explain The Situation To Him, So Were All My Mates To The Other Officers But Again They Were Having None Of It...
Breathaliser Came Out... Did The Test... The Traffic Cop Took One Look At Me And Said "Mr Thomas Could You Please Take A Seat In The Back Of The Patrol Car"... I Died Inside...
After Some Chatting With My Mates Outside, The Team Of About 5 Officers At This Point Searched My Car, And I Mean Emptied It ! Pulled Up The Spare Tyre Out Of The Boot And Searched That The Lot ( Even Under My Bonnet ! )...
After They Put Everything Back The The Traffic Copper Got In His Car Where I Was Sitting In A Sort Of Half Dead Half Alive State Of Shock And Told Me I'd Blown 35... He Said He Wanted To Search My Car As "A Precaution" ???
So He Said He Wasn't Going To Arrest Me, Let Me Go And Said If He Caught Me Driving My Car That Night He'd "Have Me"... He Then In Front Of Me Radioed A Unit To Come And Watch My Car In Case I Decided To Drive Off... I Mean FFS Like ? I Wasn't Driving In The First Place...
So Yeah A Panda Car Pulled Up 5 Mins Later And Just Sat There Staring At My Car...
So There You Have It... Either It Was A Miracle Or Breathalisers Don't Work ! lol
Also Lost Alot Of Respect For Those Guys That Night Expesh When I Seen The Original Officer Was Genuinely Gutted When I Blew 35...
Also Message To DEN - If They Had, Were They Legally Allowed To Arrest Me On The Grounds That I Had My Keys In My Hand ?
And Yes In Case Any Of You Were Wondering That IS What My FB Status Is About lol
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